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There was a young man from Dundee
Who wanted to go for a pee
He lowered his zip
To dribble and drip
And piddled all over his knee

Jacky Leonard © 2010

 

Authors Notes
Written at a Montpellier Writers Group session on limericks

 

I wandered…

I wandered lonely as a cloud
My Ipod tuned to girls aloud
I sang along in dulcet tones
Oblivious to earwiggers groans
Proof positive of just one thing
It’s a fallacy all the Welsh can sing!

© Jacky Leonard

Authors Notes
Written at a Montpellier Writers Group session.  We were given the first line to play with.